What makes you laugh?
A lot of things. Subtle, witty humor. Children’s jokes.

Who is your hero?
His Holiness the Dalai Lama, Jane Goodall, David Suzuki

Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Dave, most likely. Or maybe Jen. At least then I know we can stand each other and keep each other company. Heh. Anyone else, I think I may get a little annoyed at after a while. I like my alone time.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Around 10 or so. I usually wear the same 3 or 4 pairs, though.

Seriously… Where does the other sock end up?
In the dark abyss of lost socks. I don’t know. I’ve always wondered that myself. I just don’t get it. There are about 3 socks right now that don’t have their partners and I’ve done every single load of laundry (or so I thought), so where the heck are they?!

Who do you blame for your mood today?
Blame? Erm. Tink and Dave, for making me feel so darn good about my life. My mood is pretty good right now. Oh, and not thinking about things like balance transfer credit card probably makes me happy too. Heh.

If the Internet were sex… I would
probably screw it all day long: I’m pretty addicted, in another words. Hah.

Have you ever seen a dead body?
Only at funerals. They’re not cool. When the soul is gone, one can definitely tell the body just becomes an empty vessel.

What is something scientists need to invent?
Teleporting. And the cure for cancer.

What should we do with stupid people?
Stop them from breeding. For the love of Buddha, please let us create a way to stop them from breeding.

Have you ever broken a bone?
Yes, my right arm. I was put in a cast for about a month. This was when I was 5 years old. It hurt like frick.

Do you watch local news? Why?
Sometimes I do. Why? Because I can? I don’t know. Because it’s important. Yeah, that’s the right answer. Heh.

What happens after you die?
Whatever is supposed to happen.

How big is your bed? Big enough?
Queen size. It’s not big enough. We have more pillows than we have space for, but that is mostly due to my pregnancy: I can’t get comfortable and I need lots of pillows against me.

How long do you think you will live?
Hopefully well into old age. And hopefully just long enough before I become senile. That wouldn’t be fun.